As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

matthulksmash:

zohbugg:

Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

Making toast:

Getting things off high shelves:

Making coffee:

Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

I don’t know how I survived life without it.

If there was anyway to turn me straight, it’d be this way.

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